Poems

as a child i heard but never saw the crickets

but i always imagined how they looked like

with their tiny little violimbs.



woman (in audience): "Dave, do you support Barack Obama?"

Chappelle: Ma'am, I root for black people on game shows. What do you think?

(The Independent, San Francisco, April 2013)




Poor musicians

You're fucked

you'd be lucky to pay your internet bill:

Grizzly Bear

can't even afford health insurance.




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