as a child i heard but never saw the crickets
but i always imagined how they looked like
with their tiny little violimbs.
woman (in audience): "Dave, do you support Barack Obama?"
Chappelle: Ma'am, I root for black people on game shows. What do you think?
(The Independent, San Francisco, April 2013)
Poor musicians
You're fucked
you'd be lucky to pay your internet bill:
Grizzly Bear
can't even afford health insurance.